surprisebitch:

me during college interviews

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whatscraicen:

its been too long since the last time u saw this 

image

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thicccc:

50% of me: loves one direction

the other 50% of me: also loves one direction

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fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

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quietasides:

The interviewer, Terri Seymour (TS), is confused and thinks Niall’s engaged, not Zayn.

Liam: Who’s getting married first, though?
Harry: Yeah, I just thought you (pointing back and forth between TS and Zayn)…
Liam: That’s a good question. There’s a pile of marriages now.
Louis: Yeah…
Niall: I’m gettin…[??—> I’m not gettin married].
TS, gestures to Niall: You ARE getting married first.
Louis points to Zayn.
Liam: It’s Wayne.
TS: Oh, it’s Zayn!
Liam: Wayne’s getting married.
Louis: Zayn is, yes.
Harry, pointing to Niall: “You’re getting married!”
Liam, to Louis: “You’ve been put under pressure! You ARE getting married!”
Louis: I don’t know! Okay, yeah —
Zayn: Next time, Barry’s getting married.

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onlyblackgirl:

It’s like two completely different people. Y’all should see me when i answer a number that aint stored in my phone. I be sounded like Sally Ann McWhiterson.

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biliki:

Chill. Dude. Chilllll. {30.08.2014}

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credit

credit

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37/∞ pics of ziam

37/ pics of ziam

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Philadelphia, 13/08.

Philadelphia, 13/08.

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theincrediblezayn:

Zayn - Chicago, 30.08.14.

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sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

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Zayn Malik performs onstage during the “Where We Are” tour at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ. 04/08.

Zayn Malik performs onstage during the “Where We Are” tour at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ. 04/08.

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